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Lyric Meme!

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:54:47 GMT

Stole this from jessibean because it looked fun. Hooray!
Get 25 random songs from your music collection. Write down your favorite (non-title) lines from each of them in a post and have readers guess the song (and performer).

Please don't cheat by googling the lyrics! That'd be sad.

There are a good number of musical lyrics, sorry D=. To make this fair, I did the top 25 most played on itunes. Also, sorry they are so easy.

1) I don't want the world, I just want your half
2) and when I suck you off not a drop will go to waste Starfuckers Inc., Nine Inch Nails ladytalon
3)That was a joke. Haha. Fat Chance. Still Alive, GLADOS jessibean dandelion
4) Reason will not pledge a solution
5)I'm coming down fast but don't let me break you
6)Ain't it Dark, Wrapped up in that Tarp?
7)It was RED
8)To you I'm a toy, but I could be the boy you adore Build Me Up Buttercup, The Foundations jessibean
9)Somebody's being very bad I wonder who it can be. Somebody's going to get in trouble I know it isn't me
10)I'm Willin, I'm Illin, I Gotta Get My Sickness Off
11) Hammer down, rabbit ears, hammer down
12)When you're following an angel does it mean you have to throw your body off a building?
13) I can riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat Can't Touch Me, Peter Griffon jessibean
14)We'll make the government come clean and get more people voting green and really stick it to the phallocentric war machine
15)I want to see the flowers bloom Don't want a go capoot ka boom
16)We are standing closely skin to skin Playin' a very old game
17)Ride at night, ride through heaven and hell Southside, Moby + Gwen Stefani, Lindsey
18) Boy drank all that Magnolia wine Lady Marmalade, Labelle jessibean
19) See, little sister don't miss when she aims her gun The Night the Lights Went out in Georgia (Reba is the one on my list, but her and Vicki Lawrence are tied in my book)jessibean
20)I need a fix 'cause I'm going down down to the bits that I left uptown
21)I could be wholesome, I could be loathsome, I guess I'm a little bit shy. Why don't you like me? Grace Kelly, Mika dandelion
22) Make you smile like an itty bitty child
23)Youve got a great car, yeah, whats wrong with it today? Bohemian Like You, The Dandy Warhols dandelion
24) You're an acid junkie college flunky dirty puppy daddy bastard
25)You get a phone call from the queen with a hundred heads. She says that they're all dead

RIP

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 10:02:49 GMT

George Carlin died yesterday. I'm really upset; I've loved him since I was really young. He probably would laugh at anyone stupid enough to mourn his death, so I am going to celebrate his life today. I have my George Carlin Audio CDs and Dogma. BUDDY CHIRSTFTW?
http://www.youtube.com/v/BTyzTJTNhNk&hl=en
http://www.youtube.com/v/JLoge6QzcGY&hl=en

Everyone curse extra for him today?

Spore

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:13:26 GMT

So, I sprung the 10 dollars for the Spore Creature Creator, and it is kinda fucking amazing. Even if you don't want to pay for it, you HAVE to download the FREE demo (1/4 of the parts of the creature creator, you can still have hours of fun with it. My boyfriend, after seeing me play with the full version, downloaded the demo on his computer, and we've been sitting next to each other making creatures and showing awesomeness to each other.

http://www.spore.com/sporepedia#qry=usr-Illuen This is where you can look at my awesome creations (and I'll get my boyfriend's profile once I can bugf him to upload all of his.)

Also, I was one of the 8Mil+ who downloaded FF3 yesterday. I like that it is much quicker, but I'm not sure how I feel about the most visited tab or the new layout of buttons yet. I NEED MORE TIME WITH IT!!!!

Happy Friday the 13th!

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:50:26 GMT

I hope everyone has a very gay friday the 13th. I shall post pictures of my new apartment sometime today, and expect a long rambly message about my life in for the past couple months sometime this weekend.

Woohoo

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 18:30:47 GMT

As your birthday gift to me, I want you all to play a game of kill, fuck, marry with me. The choices are:

Bea Arthur
Betty White
Estelle Getty.

Woohoo

Sun, 11 May 2008 20:28:46 GMT

Found a new apartment with the BF, very nice price for a 2 bedroom. We're moving in May 30th, and as such, May 29th is my last day in pr0nland. I have a few job interviews lined up this week in the area (about 45 minutes from where I am now, right up Baltimore's ass), and we've been doing some major IKEA visiting in the last week or two. Once we've finally moved, I should have more free time, so be ready to start seeing me on a bit more. Also; we may be getting catified for our new place, which would be amazing. Sorry if this seems rushed, but I'm on my way to bed, so I want to get it out before I forget.

This is why South Park still rocks

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 18:02:19 GMT

http://gizmodo.com/381088/how-to-fix-the-internet-according-to-south-park?autoplay=true

!!!!!

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:12:20 GMT

THERE IS A FLAVOR DISPUTE!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wonka_Donutz

That is all.

(I need to update, I know. I will get to it soon, let everyone know how I am. Short version: Good. Long Version: Good, but worried and nervous)

Vacation Log 1

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 00:32:59 GMT

So I'm sitting at Lindsey's computer right now, typing this. I've had a great deal of fun so far, and Jessi and Lindsey have been beyond nice to me. Jessi's rats are perhaps the most beautiful and playful things in the universe. Hal (Jessi's budgie) is very very silly, and he is fond of shakira, which made me lawl, except now I have Shakira stuck in my head D=. The Guinea Pigs are kinda hiding away, and I only really saw them when I helped Linds clean their cage, which is a rather nifty cage; and Wyn and Alys are absolutely adorable. Jessi's apartment is very very nice and shiny, and Lawrence itself is very very cool. I must say, I am absolutely jealous of how cool Lawrence seems to be from my brief visit in it. Instead, I'm stuck in sucky Maryland.

I am kinda missing Adrian, but he told me he would call me sometime tomorrow, so that will be fun. Maybe I'll bug Jessi to say hi to him =D.

Meme stolen Shamelessly from Invisagoth

Sat, 05 Jan 2008 18:50:53 GMT

From "What Privileges Do You Have?", based on an exercise about class and privilege developed by Will Barratt, Meagan Cahill, Angie Carlen, Minnette Huck, Drew Lurker, Stacy Ploskonka at Indiana State University. If you participate in this blog game, they ask that you PLEASE acknowledge their copyright.

http://wbarratt.indstate.edu/

Bold the true statements.

1. Father went to college
2. Father finished college
3. Mother went to college
4. Mother finished college
5. Have any relative who is an attorney, physician, or professor
6. Were the same or higher class than your high school teachers
7. Had more than 50 books in your childhood home
8. Had more than 500 books in your childhood home
9. Were read children's books by a parent
10. Had lessons of any kind before you turned 18 (they were free drama lessons at a community theatre group, but I'm guessing it counts)
11. Had more than two kinds of lessons before you turned 18
12. The people in the media who dress and talk like me are portrayed positively (as a fat homo, can I just laugh at this one?)
13. Had a credit card with your name on it before you turned 18
14. Your parents (or a trust) paid for the majority of your college costs
15. Your parents (or a trust) paid for all of your college costs
16. Went to a private high school
17. Went to summer camp
18. Had a private tutor before you turned 18
19. Family vacations involved staying at hotels (usually cheap,Days Inns, or something similar, however. My father was a tightwad)
20. Your clothing was all bought new before you turned 18
21. Your parents bought you a car that was not a hand-me-down
22. There was original art in your house when you were a child
23. You and your family lived in a single family house
24. Your parent(s) owned their own house or apartment before you left home.
25. You had your own room as a child. (not bolding because I didn't get my own room until I was 15, and then only had it for a few months)
26. You had a phone in your room before you turned 18
27. Participated in an SAT/ACT prep course
28. Had your own TV in your room in High School
29. Owned a mutual fund or IRA in High School or College
30. Flew anywhere on a commercial airline before you turned 16 (moving around a lot pretty much required us to fly at least regularly, and I flew more when I lived in Alaska. Hell, every now and then some friends and I in highschool would save up and buy cheap $99 roundway tickets to Seattle and take weekend trips. I like flying though =D)
31. Went on a cruise with your family
32. Went on more than one cruise with your family
33. Your parents took you to museums and art galleries as you grew up.
34. You were unaware of how much heating bills were for your family. (my father made it well known how much he paid for things in HIS house with HIS money, which is why we followed HIS rule /bitter)
35. You had access to a computer at home while growing up.

I'm actually somewhat surprised how few of these I actually bolded, as I always thought I had a relatively privileged childhood.

Yes, I may or may not be posting shittons because I'm excited. stand by me?

Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, its off to Jessi's I go!

Sat, 05 Jan 2008 18:38:43 GMT

So, after using about 20 different icons in comments to one post on a community, I've been told that I have icon ADD D=. Unfortunately, I agree with them.

I am finishing up getting ready to fly to jessi's early in the morning (have to leave home about fiveish to get to the airport on time) and I'm really really excited and happy and nervious, and I'm bringing my camera so there should be ton of pictures of this fantastic week.

I'm also watching Final Destination, however, and if I hear the song Rocky Mountain High any time in the next 24 hours, I'm locking myself in my bathroom (I'm sorry jessi!). Although on second thought, that means I should probably take it off of my iPod.

In other music news, I heard the song Lovefool by the Cardigans for the first time in forever last night, and a long scramble ensued once I got home to find a version of it and put it on my iPod. Other songs put on my iPod for my jessitrip: Plenty of Nine Inch Nails for listening to while waiting on teh planes, Faggot by MSI, as it can drown out pretty much any other sound in the universe when cranked all the way up, A good chunk of music from Sonic The Hedgehog 1, 2 and 3, because those games have rather fantastic soundtracks. I've taken off quite a few of my musicals this time around, because I'm begining to get tired of them to the point that I skip as soon as I hear all but my favorite songs from them, and since space is a premium on my iPod, I can't have any of that Jibba Jabba.

insert witty way to welcome in the new year

Tue, 01 Jan 2008 16:21:35 GMT

*hugs* Happy New Year to all of my friends, enemies, and frienemies! I hope 2008 is a good year for all of you! Make sure to eat your black eyed peas, collard greens and cornbread, and all should go well =P.

Imma getting ready for my Jessitrip, and I have to work tonight unfortunately.

FIVE MORE DAYS, JESSI!

ATTENTION!

Fri, 28 Dec 2007 15:00:54 GMT

I have finally changed my eljay username, so yay! I've meant to do this for a while, it just has been something I've not been able to get around to doing due to laziness =).

I'll also take this opportunity to wish everyone a fantastic holiday season (didn't want to post on the day, because of the massive amounts of people who would be making said posts to clog up flists.)

I'm really really excited about visiting Jessi, which will be EPIC! It will be like a Neocoloursapalooza, and there is sure to be much fun, even if I have l i t t l e m o n e y, and even less loyalty to the crown.

I WILL be forcing myself to update eljay more often, as part of my resolutions this year (which I'll probably fail at, but expect a couple of weeks of regular postings, at least =D).

Christmas Cards

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 20:25:52 GMT

(copy/pasted to the places where I'm sending out cards, if you see this multiple times, I apologise)

So, my cards are not going to be out in time for christmas D=. I just sent them out today, but I do have an excuse, however flimsy. I wanted to do something really special for them, but it took much more time than I thought it would. I do hope you all enjoy them, however, when you do get them, and I figured that with everyone getting so many right before christmas, some people wouldn't mind an extra suprise when they think they're done for the year.

Sorry again, but I hope the cards make up for it.

Christmas Cards anyone?

Mon, 03 Dec 2007 03:02:42 GMT

So, in doing the Neocolours christmas card exchange, I anticipated many more people joining in than did, so I have a large amount of excess cards; I need help getting rid of them =D. If you'd like a Willcard, please leave your name and address in the comments (screened, of course). If you're on the NC card exchange, you're obviously already getting one. These cards will be shipped out Monday, December 10th. If you ask for a card after this date, understand that I can not guarentee that it will reach you by christmas =D. So yeah?

I will post more actual things when I have free time, so maybe tomorrow or tuesday.

Had to share the adorableness with you!

Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:32:17 GMT

I have a bunch of things I need to get around to posting, I know D=. In the mean time, be distracted by this absolutely adorable plushie I had to buy when I got the email about it!

Hmm

Sun, 04 Nov 2007 15:41:00 GMT

So, after talking to him for quite a while, cute guy and I are back together. I'm a little leery, but I really like him, and this is far too much drama for my own good, but I dunno, I think things are going to be okay.

Sidenote: for the first time in ages, I did not get comment notifications for comments. This makes me sad.

Sidenote Dos: I actually have a couple of non-omfgtheworldisending posts coming up, a few about the legally blonde musical, which I have to eat mucho crow over. I badmouthed it so much before it had come out, calling it the death of musicals and shit like that. I recently saw the MTV broadcast of it, having avoided it beforehand, and I'm in love.

Fuck people

Mon, 29 Oct 2007 11:35:34 GMT

"Don't get me wrong, I really like you and any other time I would love to be more but I feel like i should give andy a shot"

Fucking men. Any time you recieve a text message any way close to this, you know you're not going to have a good week. I think I'm just going to ignore the outside world on my days off (not including my internet buddies, who will probably get more of my wangst in their face than they want, and I'm sorry of course) and mope D=.

The sad thing is, I really really liked this one.

News

Sun, 16 Sep 2007 11:28:49 GMT

My rat Betty died yesterday. She was fine yesterday morning, when I checked their food and changed their water water. They both wanted to come out, but I was exhausted, and didn't feel like playing with them. When I woke up, I felt guilty about ignoring them in the morning, so I went to go get them out. Veronica was down in their bed, whining, which is weird, because she's normally quiet as a mouse. I see Betty laying down on one of their ladders, and I know she's gone by looking a her. I got her out of the cage, and she's cold. I don't know what happened. She looked fine to me, as cheerful and playful as ever. She had a sniffy nose a few weeks ago, but it went away in a day or so, and I didn't really worry about it. I don't know what happened, but I'm worried I did something wrong, and I feel guilty that I don't even know what happened, or if I should of noticed it in the first place, and how badly did I fuck up. I put her body in a box, but I'm not sure what to do. Do I take her to the vet, in case its some kind of disease or virus that Veronica could of caught? I don't know what to do. I failed her, somehow, I know. She isn't that old, and she shouldn't of gotten sick, it had to be something I did. Poor Veronica keeps whining and searching the cage for Betty, and its breaking my heart. I did not realize that it was going to feel as horrible as it does losing one of my babies, and I don't know how others who have rats handle the pain, and are still able to care for more rats. I don't think I ever realized just how horrible it is to go through.

The week from hell.

Thu, 02 Aug 2007 00:19:13 GMT

I know I'm not around, I'm sorry ; ;. I've had just about the worst week ever. As some of you know, my computer was giving me issues. It decided on friday to die completely.

I cannot start it up without a fatal RAM error (when it tries to load Windows XP it has a graphical vomit and then goes to the BSOD, which is also covered in vomit, so much so that it took me starting it up and watching it crash five times in order to find the error message. I'm currently on my older computer, which was, until this morning, packed up. I am rocking the Windows 98, baby! Most programs on this computer, which was also worn out to death (you all know how much I use my computer =P) cause crashes.

It is basicly a minesweeper and Solitaire emulator at the moment. I was planning on having to live with this for a few weeks, because I ended up getting denied for the student loans I've applied for, and i was going to have to pay for my college up front.

Notice the past tense there.

Tuesday, on my way home from work, I was lucky enough to be involved in a car crash! Thankfully, I did not get seriously injured, just scratches and scrapes from broken glass, because my car got hit bad.

Since I have to drive in order to work in order to eventually pay for college (even if it is just CC), guess who got to cancel his classes so he could use tuition refund to help pay for his rapidly expanding bill collection?

I'm not sure when I'm going to be able to get my computer fixed. "Thanks" to my accident, I'll have the money to fix it as soon as my money is deposited back into my bank account. It is just a matter of taking it in and having it actually done, and right now I'm much more concerned with my car.

I've also lost my pain pills for my leg, which is hurting like crazy and is itchy and I hate casts.

I hate casts, and I hate my life right now.

Writing

Tue, 19 Jun 2007 05:02:16 GMT

This is the first thing I've written in a while (I've been in a bit of a funk, artistically, spiritually, physically, and just totally as of late) and I really don't know what to think of it yet. I wrote it out in a quick burst, like most of my writings, and I'm ot sure exactly what it is. It is vaguely poetic, but not really poetry. Prose-like-ish, maybe? I never knew how to properly use prose anyways, it always sounded vaguely snobbish to me. >.> I've always been weird like though, in that I often give words personalities in my mind. I wasn't going to share it, because it is rubbish, like most of the things I write, but I made a promise to share it, which is more important than my extreme dislike of everything I write. Here we go?

Empty

I think I'm empty again, and I'm wondering where it all went. wishing that I would
once more find myself with bursts of life and happiness, glimmers of hope
that I try and latch onto, hoping that if I can make these last that I'll be ok
That I'll find satisfaction in my life where I usually find hatred and self loathing,
and the shame I feel when I look at the turns that my life has taken.

It doesn't last, though. The good feelings slip through my fingers
like sand racing through a hourglass, and the more I try to hold onto it
the faster it escapes my grasp, and it leaves me, until once again I'm empty.
and I look for the next thing I can smile at, the next person who can
fill the void, make me feel again, even if it is just for a minute

And in that minute, those sixty seconds in which I can
hide my disgust with myself and join the rest of the world
I feel truly alive, and I hope that I can somehow make this last
stretch this ecstasy out, but I never can and eventually it has to leave
to make room for the emptiness and loneliness that I deserve.

Rat Post!

Sat, 09 Jun 2007 01:40:49 GMT

So, as promised, Ratpostings! I'd been interested in adopting Guinea Pigs for a while now, as I've been lonely, and after looking for rats up for adoption, and realizing there were tons of Piggies, I began to think about it.

Well, the other day, I decided to go look at some piggies in foster care. When I arrive, I see ratties. They were brought in that morning, I found out after talking about the foster parent about them. I fell in love instantly, and so they came home with me. There are two little girls, Betty and Veronica (yes, named after THOSE Betty and Veronica) Betty being my sweet white ratty, and Veronica being my darker one, whose fur is dark dark brown (so dark, I thought she was black at first.).

Today, I had an idea, so I brought their travel cage (which I had connected to their big ferret cage I bought them) and put it on my bed, and opened the door, so we could meet each other and explore a bit. I had my camera the whole time, and now you guys get pictures!

Things I learned during this fun time:

-Betty, contrary to my original thoughts, has red (I was informed by Ty and Jessi that they're called ruby) eyes, as opposed to black.
-Veronica is ~~brown, she only looks black.~~ According to Jessi, she's definately black Berkshire. Also, apparently, Betty is a Dove rat. EDIT2: Apparently Ty thinks that she's chocolate brown. SO DAMN CONFUSED!
-Rat noses are the most tickly things in the universe.

They're still skittish when I try and hold them, or pet them, but they had no problems with smelling my hand, and grabbing yogies from my hands =D. I'm taking things very slowly with them because of how much they've been moved around in the past few days, but I'm very quickly falling in love.

You know who you are

Mon, 04 Jun 2007 23:42:20 GMT

I hate you.

I cannot begin to express how much I hate you right now. I am barely able to stop from shaking with anger because of you, and you know it, you love this fact. You love that no matter how far away I am from you, you still have the power to make me feel like warmed over shit. You're the only thing that can cause me to cry as easily and as often you can, and you seem to love that, love being able to make me feel so incredibly horrible that I think about suicide, because nothing in this world can be as bad as the way you make me feel.

I hate you. I hate that you can make me constantly feel this way. I hate that I let you make me feel this way. Why do I let you get under my fucking skin? I should know I'm a good person, but I don't. All I can see is my failures, how much I've fucked my life up. You know how to remind me of this all beautifully, how to point out my flaws with such grace.

I hate you so much. Your words are all barbed, and they stick into me the places where it hurts the most, in places that, as much as I try, I cannot remove them. They just stay and fester inside me, creating this feeling of immense loathing I get when I think about myself.

In all likelihood, if you see this, you will not respond to it, but you'll ignore it, and just grin to yourself. You're one of the most sadistic people I know. You love seeing others in pain, and you know how to bring them to that place, know how to pull the strings so effortlessly. I wish I could tell you what I think about you, so you know the things that I think about you. I wish that heart attack would've killed you, it would not of caused me one second of grief. I think thoughts more violent than most people could possibly imagine about you, and only you. I wish that I could cause a tenth of the pain to you that you've caused to me, and you know this. I can tell at times that you're frightened of me, that you can see a glimpse of this hate, this total loathing for every fiber of your being that resides in me. I want you to know that I will celebrate the day you die. I will have a party just for the occasion, because there is nothing good about you. You're a cruel, hateful, horrible, manipulative, deceitful person, and the world will be a better place without you in it.

I am crying right now, have been for the past four hours because of you. I'm sure you know this as you're doing whatever in the fuck satan does on his time off. I cannot begin to describe what a horrible person you are, as any description fails to do justice to you.

I hate you.

w00t! Pokemans!

Sun, 20 May 2007 00:48:28 GMT

I finally got Pokemon Pearl, and I'm having fun so far. Just reached the city with the first Gym.

if anyone was wondering, my friend code is 4983 1645 4344. Comment with your code, and I'll add j00

An Update that ISN'T a Meme!!!!!!

Wed, 16 May 2007 15:49:01 GMT

Heehee =P. I'm bored at work and writing this. Apparently, today is a slow day for teh pr0nz0r. So yes, I actually have things to say.

First off, if you haven't seen the news, Jerry Falwell has passed away. As much as I feel everyone should have respect for all life, I cannot say I am unhappy to see this life gone. Falwell filled his days with hate, anger, and prejudice. He was a horrible, hateful man. I hope that the after life shows him more mercy than he was willing to give to anyone who did not share his religious, moral, and political views.

I've had quite a few people ask me about the Paris Hilton going to jail thing, and quite frankly, I'm meh about it. While, if hell froze over and I came in posession of children, I would not want them to emulate Ms. Hilton, I do believe that many people attack her simply for the fact that she has lived in a world that many people will not ever see. As a person, I do not believe she is the babyeating evil thing that many people seem to. I wish her the best of luck, and I hope things turn out ok for everyone involved.

*customer interlude*

Ok, something I've never been able to comprehend, maybe someone here can help me clarify. What is the appeal of Girls Gone Wild? They're rather expensive, and they're not even good amataur pr0n. We stock plenty of much better, less expensive drunk-girls-baring all type stuff, but people just run for the GGW. Strange

Hmm, I had wanted to say something about the fansite we all know and love, but I kinda want to give it a full post by itself. Two posts that are closer than two weeks apart? It must be an Arbor Day Miracle! I'll get to that when I get home, and am able to devote more time to it.

This was actually rather fun =P I must try and do this more.

ETA: I will get back to work on the meme soon, I just can't seem to write them well at the moment D=.

Welcome

Lyric Meme!

RIP

Spore

Happy Friday the 13th!

Woohoo

Woohoo

This is why South Park still rocks

!!!!!

Vacation Log 1

Meme stolen Shamelessly from Invisagoth

Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, its off to Jessi's I go!

*insert witty way to welcome in the new year*

ATTENTION!

Christmas Cards

Christmas Cards anyone?

Had to share the adorableness with you!

Hmm

Fuck people

News

The week from hell.

Writing

Rat Post!

You know who you are

w00t! Pokemans!

An Update that ISN'T a Meme!!!!!!

insert witty way to welcome in the new year